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Optical Express D.L.W.E. v Giffnock 1 (home) 4th Oct. 2017

DLWE Musketeers Paulthos, Fintagnan & Swing-amis
Well Giffnock 1 are always a tough proposition and as I’d moved to No.2 at the moment I thought ‘at least I wouldn’t have to get tonked by Owen Hadden….. again!’ However he’s also up to No.2 so nae luck there either!
First home match of the season and when I arrived early I found Ken McBrearty knocking up (for Newlands 3), so I joined him for a tune up. The hit soon deteriorated into squash-teckers with each of us trying to play a more ridiculous shot! (It was a draw! Topspin-forehand-volley-nic versus lob-boast-roller!).
Owen soon arrived to break up these shenanigans and although I started well in our match the inevitable soon kicked in and Owen was well in control. The gulf was so big that we ended up playing a sub-conscious training game, by pumping everything to the back (but he won this as well!).
Next on was ‘Andrew (100% record) Glen’ at No.5 against Calum Stout. I was only half watching this and every time I glanced at a rally, I saw it Calum winning in the main, but all the rallies were hard and Andrew was definitely playing well. When I saw Andrew later I said “Unlucky” to which he replied, “What do you mean I won!” (maybe MOTM again this week for Andrew? Still with his 100%-win record!).
Paul Treon was on next v Matt Stout and Paul lost a very one sided 1st game, but played much better after that and although it was 3-0, the last 2 games were much tighter and he made his opponent work for it.
On next were the No.1s with Craig Valente-Wallace v Stu George. Craig wanted to borrow my Harrow Vapor racket, so what could I say! But I’m glad I did; what a game this was and an unbelievably gutsy performance from Craig. Stu took the 1st reasonably comfortably, but Craig countered with a much more attacking game and some unbelievable physicality; he was throwing himself around the court like a man possessed. The 2nd was tight, but Stu edged it – and the 3rd was another ding-dong, but Craig won that one (great team point!). The 4th was more convincing for Stu, as Craig was like the proverbial burst-baw! (having said that he still chased everything he could). I could easily give MOTM to Craig for that performance, fantastic to watch.
Last on was Finlay McGhee and after last week’s heroics, he was really up against it this week v Chris Murphy. Unfortunately there was just too much of a gulf between the two players, but it didn’t stop Fin playing really well, especially in the 2nd game. However Chris was in control of the match and won 3-0.
So a loss of 4-16, but realistically quite a good performance against one of the Division’s top teams.
Both chicken & veggie pasta for dinner and it was hot, great and there was plenty of it! Result!
Photo Montage of Saturday at the ‘Return of The West Open 2017’
Optical Express D.L.W.E. v Hamilton (away) 27th Sept. 2017
1st game back and where are the most unusual courts in the West to go and pay on? Whitecraigs RFC you say – well maybe, but I was thinking about the Hamilton saunas.
Still things were looking up as we had an early start with 2 games on before 6pm. And what’s more we were 2-0 up, so it would be a short night at Hamilton right? Well you’d think!
The 2 matches in question were our new No.5 Andrew Glen & our old No.1 Craig (4-team-shirts) Valente Wallace and both did the on-court business. Andrew had his first ever victory in Division 1, with a 3-0 over Norman Patterson (so MOTM surely to Andrew!) and Craig beat Calum 3-1 (surviving a game ball to Calum in the 4th).
All it would take was for me to win at No.2 and secure the points! Right? Wrong! Chris McGeady had other ideas and was up 2-0 and 9-3 before you could say “What’s the ****ing temperature on this court!” Then an unlikely comeback began as I won the 3rd 12-10 and then the 4th as well – but Chris recouped just at the right time to take a tough 5th game and the match.
Well Paul Treon would definitely bring the match home! 11-3 in the 1st – easy! But Steven Healey had other ideas as well! He won the 2nd 13-11 and then the next 2 as well! Disaster!! (MOTM to Stephen)
Finlay McGhee v Colin Towers were on last at 2-2 in ‘The Battle for Hobbiton’ (!)
Great start for Fin going 2-0 up with some punishing rallies, but Colin fought back in a lung busting 3rd to take it to 2-1 and in the 4th he was in charge as well. Was there a nail-biting 5th to look forward to then? Just then, Fin got back into the match with some much straighter play and an amazing run of points, from 1-7 down, to 12-10 up, which meant he won an unlikely game and the match victory was ours (and he secured the bonus points as well!).
Quote of the Night from Norman:
Fin “As the home team, do you find the courts hot, Norman?
Norman “Well they’re good for growing tomatoes in!”
Calum remembered I was a veggi so a very nice meal for me and curry for the lads (and rice only for Colin T – only the 2nd time I’ve seen him eat after a match, in about 25 years!).
Discussions on the intricacies of the “Hamilton Ladder Challenge” system ensued! Turns out you can be 1 one week and 5 the next! But you must accept the challenge!
It’s good to be back on a Wednesday night – especially with a 15-8 team win.
(checkout ‘Broadberry Sports’ on Facebook to see some video clips of the match)
2017-18 West Leagues Start Tonight – let the fun begin! Here’s the 1st Division line up
West Open 2017 – Just 10 day to go! So Why Not Get Your Entry In?
West Knockout Cup 2017 – ‘The Final’
The final of the 2017 West Knockout Cup is between Newlands & Strathgryffe. Newlands eased past Hamiton 3-1 in Wednesday’s semi-final and Strathgryffe beat Glasgow Uni 4-0 in the other semi-final tie.
Strathgryffe are away for the final and no doubt the Newlands members will be hoping to roar their side to victory. Who’s you’re money on?
There are some other interesting last round ties including Newlands 2 v Newlands 3 in the plate (favourites have to be the 3rd team with the home advantage!), not to mention Hamilton v Glasgow uni for the bronze medal.
West Knockout Cup 2017 Round 3 Update
It was a tough night for Scotstoun last night at their 3 teams lost in the main draw and Newlands, Hamilton, Strathgryffe and Glasgow Uni marched on to the Semi-final.
But who’s you’re money on?? I’ll pick the underdogs Glasgow Uni – however with the 5000 point rule it could be anyones!
And in the Plate Giffnock 2 will take on Newlands 2 and in the bottom half of the draw SSRC 2 are up against Newlands 3.
All to play for!
2017 West Knockout Cup Match Report D.L.W.E. v S.S.R.C. 30th Aug
Tough match against S.S.R.C. in the 1st round of the West Knockout Cup last night as the 2017/18 season is now definitely under way!
The format is a 4-man team and the total team can’t have any more than 5000 points. This is according to your individual points score on Sporty HQ (interesting/confusing – yup me too; we had to re-jig as we were over 5000 points on our 1st line up!)
Revised line up 4857 points
First on was Big John McIntyre (Sport HQ 1059 points) against a former DLWEer Big Rob Macmillan. A BIG game and a great start for Big Rob, moving like a gazelle and going 1-0 up, but Johnny McD said to me “Don’t worry John’ll win 3-1- he always does!” And sure enough John really got going, to come back and win the match 3-1 as predicted (hey Johnny, what score will it be when Liverpool play Man City?)
Next up was Alistair Mackenzie (Sport HQ 851 points) against Mark (Uncle Festa) Sherrit. Al turned up coughing and spluttering (get you’re excuses in early that’s what I say) and it looked like he’d be run ragged as he lost the 1st! But ‘the only way is up’ (as Yazz & Iain Bev might conclude!) and he ended up coughing his way through the rest of the match to end up winning 3-1. Alistair also ended up playing some good length when he decided to keep it out of the tin!
So only one more match to win – easy! And I (Jason Broadberry – Sport HQ 1627 points) would bring the team home at No.1!?!?!?!? Well maybe not as I got a right 3-0 tonking from Brian – I think Brian identified that I’m only 1 vowel away from being ‘fit’!
Last up was Finlay McGhee (Sport HQ 1320 points) against Dave McCormack. Dave is a canny left hander and is obviously playing well. Fin was initially off the pace as he went 0-2 down however, a resurgence was on the cards as he took the 3rd easily. “So” I said “win this and we go through …… no pressure!”. Unfortunately for us, Dave had a bit left in the tank and won the 4th in style.
So a 2-2 draw and SSRC go through on game-countback (thanks to me being rubbish/unfit etc – you’re dropped Jase!)
Still the interesting thing about this Knockout Cup is that you don’t get knocked out!!
West Committee marketing department may have to have a look at this!
Next week we’re up against Newlands 2 in the plate.


