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Match Report 8th November 2023 v Giffnock (away) – West Squash Division 1

How often does a 1st division standard player turn up at your club and just join! Well, this is the first time I can remember that happening to us since…………… well, since I just turned up at Whitecraigs in 1988! Welcome to the club and the 1st team Angus; I reckon he’ll soon be climbing the ranks. Well Angus (Forster) was first on this week as we travelled to Giffnock to get out bi-annual chat about how all our team are Giffnock players! (Angus is from Newcastle!)

As I said Angus was on first against Naill Morris at No.5 and this was a great game with both players ‘at it’. Angus is a hard-hitting, fast-running player who gets far more back than he should, and my hamstrings were twitching just watching him lunge into some of the shots tonight. The result was 3-1, but all the games were tight, and it was an entertaining match to watch; Naill was hitting the better length and making Angus do a lot of retrieving, but Angus was able to wear Niall down and when he turned & held him, he was even more effective. The game flowed one way and then the other, but eventually Angus came out on top (first 3 points on the board to us!). Niall’s pint glass & racket bore the brunt of his wrath after the match (hope the racket survived as the Pint glass didn’t – fortunately, there wasn’t any beer in it!).

I went on next against Owen Hadden and this one was much more straight forward, as Owen won 3-0. He was dominant tonight, although I don’t think I was terrible, just not quite at the same level. I had my moments, but if it wasn’t Owen’s good volleys, it was his tight drops or decent length. Anyway, I lost 3-0!

On next was ‘The Flashman’ as Flash Harry (Anderson) took on Neil Bennett at No.3. This was another very entertaining game, because Flash can’t help but be entertaining! Neil was moving well and kept the ball tight on the backhand especially – and in return we saw Harry speed around the court, showing just how agile he is. To be honest I thought this was Harry’s game to lose, but he did try and lose it a couple of times!! Anyway, the whole team were on hand to give him advice in-between games and help him make the most of the esoteric player he is! The up shot to all this was that Harry flashed more into the nic than he did into the tin and so brought the win home 3-1.

Chris (Murphy) was on next against the new Giffnock Club Champ Stu Pitt and this was going to be an important one. It was soon clear that Stuart was in top form and Chris was struggling with the pace; Chris tried to impose his style on the match, but Stu was having none of it and was quick to chase every attack down. One game became two and although Chris started well in the third game it was just a matter of time until Stuart closed this one out – so 3 points to Giffnock and the match was tied at 2-2.

Last on was ‘2 James Sings’ against a formidable opponent in Martin Ross, originally from Inverness (PSA World Ranking of No.394 & No.2 in the Scotland ‘Order Of Players’ ranking). So a tough day at the office for James as he tore about the court after Martin’s shots! Martin has got that ‘great length’ and speed you get if you train and compete at that level, and the pressure he kept putting on the ball was very impressive. James was down 2-0 before he could really get a foothold in the game, but then he started to make inroads. There was a point at 9-5 where James just missed a lose volley, to get to game ball and this was ultimately as close as he got, but Martin was just too good tonight.

A pint of Erdinger and a very nice chili for dinner tonight at Giffnock and Niall had to drink from a plastic beaker in case he broke another glass!!    


Match Report 2nd November 2023 v SSRC (away) – West Squash Division 1

So away to SSRC tonight and the main question was would they have their No.1 player Ali Prott (World PSA Ranking 108) from Edinburgh? I hope not or this would be another long night! (sorry for the lack of a report from last week, but I was snowed under and, as ever, it was absolutely nothing to do with the fact that we got horsed! (they’re a good team Strathgryffe with John Meehan – PSA 318 – and Harry Barron at No.1 & 2 – could finish in the top 2 if they can get those players out every week).

Anyway, back to tonight and James, Chris and I, along with our team manager (!) Bruce battled the traffic, and storm Ciaran, across town to Maryhill to SSRC, the oldest private members’ club in the country. First up was Chris (Murphy) v Jesse Mills. Well, there is still a lack of reporting, as I didn’t see this one, as I was on court at the same time. However, it was over pretty quickly as Chris was playing really well and Jesse had a back issue, but a good 3-0 to kick the evening off for us.

As I said I was on at the same time, against Chris Holt a No.4. I’d seen that Chris had won a Masters Tournament at Inverness last weekend, so I knew I’d have to play well to get anything tonight. And I did play well (I know! I was surprised as well!) – actually, I was pleasantly surprised to feel really good tonight and when I took a 2-0 lead, I was delighted that my plans were working and many of my shots were coming off (must be a leap-year!). In-between games Chris got some great advice from his teammates and started to drag me back by winning the 3rd game. The 4th game was also really close, but fortunately for me, Chris made a couple of errors just at the right time, and I sneaked home 3-1.

Next on was Ollie (Millen) against Andrew Roberts and I missed the early skirmishes, but I did see from 1-1 and both players were making a few errors, but unfortunately for us, Ollie was making a few more (this was high risk/high reward squash!). Andrew won the 3rd game, but at 8-9 in the 4th game, could Ollie take it to the 5th? Well the answer was ultimately ‘no’ but he did well to get so close and so it was 1 more point to the team total.

The No.1 clash was up next as James (2 James Singh’s) took on Dan Wearing. Well, this was the tie of the night and both players probably deserve MOTM for the exhaustive 3-2 performance. Dan had a great start, by winning the first 2 games and James was equally magnificent at coming back to get the 3rd and 4th! And so to the 5th!! All of our team were down in-between games to support James and hopefully give the odd golden nugget of “in-between game advice”. At the start of the 5th game, Dan took a great 3-0 start which ultimately gave him a platform to go to 8-6 up and now it was anyone’s! Dan is a great competitor, but then so is James and at 11-11 it could have gone either way. And it did, as Dan kept the tempo high and brought the tie home 13-11 (3-2).  

So with the match tied at 2-2, it was all down to Flash Harry (Anderson) v Brian Robertson at No.4. Well, this was a bit one-sided with Harry playing really well to win the tie 3-0 and there was really nothing Brian could have done tonight. Brian did play well, especially in the last game getting to 8-9 before Harry nicked the last couple of points. The Flashman was in exuberant form with all the right shots…………………….. but not necessarily in the right order! (the oldies will enjoy that gag!)

So some really nice food at SSRC (courtesy of my old team mate Rob McMillan from DLWE) and then it was back across ‘rain town’ to celebrate the win in the Whitecraigs Back Bar – we even got a second dinner and some onion rings!


Photo Montage of RASTA at SSRC in Glasgow on the 14th October (Sponsored by Pebble Urns & Price)


Draws for RASTA this Weekend at SSRC – Sponsored by ‘Pebbel Urns’ in Glasgow – should be a fun one!


Match Report 11th October 2023 v Whitecraigs Rugby Club (away) – West Squash Division 1

Well that was an interesting night at the squash!

Away to Whitecraigs Rugby Club tonight and when we saw the line up, it looked like this could be a 3-2 either way….. and it was!

I arrived early and apparently my opponent had been warming up for 30 mins. So first up was me (Jason Broadberry) against David Simpson. Well, I knew that David was desperate to perform well tonight and so I made sure my preparation went well. I ate well and was well hydrated because I didn’t want to have any excuses. It was a strange game, however, with me winning the whole match 7 points to 6 in the first game!!?!?! I could give you a blow-by-blow account of it all, but I’m not sure that would achieve anything (and I’m not sure how to make it funny) so I won’t bother! (probably shouldn’t have discussed it with him later either as it just pissed Andrew off!)

At the same time as I was on court the No.2s – Chris (Murphy) v Allan McKay played their match. Unfortunately, I didn’t see this, but Chris won 3-0. However, he was looking a bit red around the gills after the final whistle. A good solid win against a good opponent in Allan, but Chris seems to have his mojo back and is talking about really stepping it up this season, which will be great to watch for the rest of the season.

We had 2 courts tonight so things were moving quickly with Flash Harry (Anderson) v Nairn McMaster on court 2. Well Nairn, by his own admission, wasn’t 100% match fit, so playing against his old mate Harry, was a tough one. Nairn still has the holds and flicks to worry all sorts of players, but Harry was just too quick tonight.

At the same time as this match Ollie (Millen) v Louisa Kaven were on a No.5. This was ultimately 3-0 to Louisa, but with a few more weeks/months training Ollie will be much closer. Louisa was the best tonight with some great short play mixed with reading the game well and so thoroughly deserve the 3 points.

Last up was ‘2 James Sings’ v Andrew Glen. Andrew has been great at squash for ages (he was great when he played with me, for DLWE, back in the day and he is still tearing it up!). James was always up against it, but he had success of his own when he kept in the really tough rallies – but ultimately, he couldn’t do it enough, so Andrew won the match 3-0 with great movement and attacking play.

Pizza and Guinness for dinner and then back to Whitecraigs LTC to watch the other club matches and have a cheeky double cheeseburger that was otherwise just going to waste! (no one seemed particularly surprised about the events of the night!)  

Spark Weight 135g

Match Report 5th October 2023 v Scoutstoun (home) – West Squash Division 1

Hands up who loves squash 🙋‍♂️

First match of the season and playing West Team Squash with the lads again (James, Chris, Harry, me and Ollie) is as good as I ever remember. As I left for the club I kissed the Mrs good-by and she wished me ‘good-luck’ and I wished her ‘Happy Birthday’!

Scotstoun came calling tonight and that could mean anything with this opposition, but they were missing one or two players this week, so the only question was – ‘could we take advantage?’

You know when you don’t feel ready for the first game of the season, and you haven’t been playing as much as you should? Well experience told me that quite often the opposition think exactly the same as you! (one of the Scotstoun team even admitted “I haven’t hit a squash ball since the last match of last season!”)

First up for us was Chris (Murphy) against Archie Niven. Archie was playing really well and I could see the massive strides he’d made since I’d last seen him; unfortunately you can play as well as you want, but coming up against Chris is a different kettle of fish! When Chris unleashed the ‘Mizuki’ backhand boast in the first game (shot of the night!) you could see he was in charge and that was really the story of the match! Archie played really well, but Chris was just a cut-above and never really looked like he was going to lose (3-0 to Chris).

Next on was me against fellow Whitecraigs LTC member, Craig Rothnie. Obviously, Craig felt confident as he wanted to make this a ‘West League/Whitecraigs Mini-league double-header’! Well, I couldn’t refuse THAT challenge, could I? But at 0-1 down I was wondering if I’d made a good choice. The whole team had advice for me in-between games and they all gave me some golden nuggets that I could work with! So, 0-1 became 2-1 to me and I was wrestling back control of my slow start. Craig was beginning to give me a few more chances and I was more than happy to take them as quickly as possible and managed to close out the match 3-1.

Next up was ‘2-James Singhs’ against Sandy Niven at No.1 – now James & Sandy train together and so this may have seemed that things were tight, but in match-play things can often be very different. To me James looked in control of the match and although Sandy had flashes of brilliance, James was able to nip these moments in the bud and so he won a comfortable match 3-0.

Ollie (Millen) was on next against Jonny Neil at No.5 and as Ollie hasn’t been playing much we wondered if he would be able to stay the course of a tough match. However, we needn’t have worried, as he was largely able to defend the challenging shots and take advantage of the loose balls to create winning positions – so with his new Harrow Spark racket, he brought the tie home 3-0 (I’m glad it didn’t go to 5 games though!).

Last up was ‘The Flashman’ – but without his Flash-Harry golden rackets! Now Harry (Anderson) HAS been on court since last season and his opponent Finlay McGee hadn’t; well Harry is hard enough to beat if you’re training hard, so no massive surprise that he won the tie 3-0 (and the match) and threw in a few Mizukies just because he can’t help not doing them! Great 5-0 win for the team.

Over burgers & chips in the Back-Bar after the match, I said that the best thing about being in this particular team was that the whole group were all still in our twenties!!!?!??!?! It was great to see Jonny and Finn my “ex-David Lloyd West End” team mates (Jonny was even still wearing the old Optical Express DLWE team shirt!). They both asked me who was the longest running Division 1 West League regular? …………………….. is it me?????? Thanks for making me feel really old guys! (note to self – must nip into the petrol station on the way home and get a birthday card! M.W.O.T.M. to Dawn for putting up with me!).


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