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Harrow Sponsored John Green Wins U15 Irish Open

A great win for John at the Irish Junior Open this weekend. And he didn’t even drop a game to win the boys u15 event.
This will hopefully give him some great ranking points for the British Junior Open in January 👍🏼
Congratulations John – great trophy 🏆
Match Report 16th November 2022 v S.S.R.C. (away) – West Squash Division 1
Off to S.S.R.C. last night and we heard it through the grapevine that they were short of a couple of players, so we fancied our chances of picking up a few points. When we arrived, there were 2 courts available for the team so if all went well, we hoped to get back to Whitecraigs to commiserate or celebratory with a beer!
First on was Chris (Murphy) against Jessie Mills at No.2, which I didn’t get to see as I also went on. I had a chat with them both afterwards, and it seems that Chris had a convincing 3-0 win. Jessie said that he just couldn’t get in front of Chris, so I told him that he should adopt my strategy when playing him, which is to insist on an 8-0 start….. and the serve! My opponent (Chris Holt) suggested that there should be an age advantage as well, so you got 1 point for every 5 years younger your opponent was, but I said “Chris, if you start 10 points up in every match, that would just be taking the piss!” Chris didn’t seem too amused with that comment!
Anyway, back to the No.2 tie! As I have already said Chris dominated this match, but I did hear later that Jessie’s racket was getting a gymnastic lesson on match ball! Apparently, it was launched up the court with a forward 7½ summersaults with a triple twist!
As I mentioned I was on, at the same time, against Chris Holt at No.4 and it was refreshing to play someone my own age for once (bloody youngsters!). Chris and I have had our battles over the years and my tactics are generally the same. Try to dominate the ‘T’ and not do too much running, and so it was last night. The 1st went to plan, but Chris got me on the end of a few hard rallies in the 2nd – and although I managed to hold on to win the game and go 2-0 up, in-so-doing was gassed in the 3rd game, as Chris ran me out. However, with a second-wind, I managed to close the match out with a 3-1 win for the team.
Meanwhile we were speeding through the ties tonight, with Flash Harry (Anderson) on court already, at No.3, against Brian Robertson. Harry was flashing about the court, but his length wasn’t quite deep enough, and Brian was really playing well to counter the attacks. The scores were 1-1 when I started watching and Harry’s length ball to the back was getting better as the rallies went on. And, just as importantly, he was making Brian work really hard, which made everything much easier as the game went on. Harry won that one and all he had to do was ‘more of the same’ in the 4th, to take the match. Largely he did this, but he did give Brian more of a chance than I would have preferred – still a good 3-1 win for the team (and the 3 team bonus points secured).
Ollie (Millen) was back in the 1st team this week again (with Kiwi-Cammy already a member of a 15-court club in New Zealand – and 2James Sings offering to take on all 300 members in 1-day!) and he was up against it this week against Sean Kelly. This was a 3-2 epic and when Ollie had enough breath, he was very dangerous, but when Sean made him work too hard, he was lamenting his last 10 trips to the pub (in the last 7 days!). And so to the end of the 5th! This was a bit of an epic and Ollie was coming back from 10-7 down with some lovey attacking play (including a backhand, cross-court volley, roller!) to get to 10-9. Then in the best rally of the night as Ollie had Sean all over the court for about a minute, with some great shots. However just as you though Sean must be ran-out, Ollie chopped a cross-court into the tin and Sean took the applause of the crowd! 2-3 to Sean.
Last on were the No.1s – with James (Singh) v Dan Wearing. Dan was typically modest when I asked him how he managed to win the 1st game, as he said, “James gave it away”, but that wasn’t the whole story as Dan played really well to chase James down and force the errors. James was under pressure, but he dug in well and began fighting for the length-ball much more. That, and his nice array of shots, meant he was able to take control of the match and he never let it go as he took the next 3 games for a 3-1 win.
So a hard fought 17-6 win for the team and later on Chris announced that he should be MOTM, which automatically precludes him from getting it!!!!! So I will give it to myself! 😊
Cheesy pasta and a can of Tennents for dinner. I asked big Rob behind the bar, if I could have some lemonade to kill the taste of the beer, but he just said “We don’t do cocktails!”. Great bunch at S.S.R.C. (2022 Club of the Year!) and Ollie tried to sting me with a gag as he got out of the car (not repeatable here, but it’s about roosters and cats!), but I was wise to it! The rest of us made our way across the Kingston Bridge and back to Whitecraigs for a catch up with the other teams and to try and blag another meal from Vicky if there were leftovers! Sweet & Sour Quorn with rice – sorted!
Match Report 9th November 2022 v Newlands 1 (home) – West Squash Division 1
Well, another tough one tonight against Newlands 1st team and although we’d had some good wins up to now this would be the toughest test so far. Looking at the Newlands team order, we thought we’d have a chance in some of the match-ups, as a fitter Chris had a chance against their No.2 and James would be the favourite at No.1 – someone in out squad ‘WhatsApp chat’ suggested we change our team order to get an advantage, but the team didn’t want to play it that way.
At 7.05pm, I was the only one there and was wondered if I’d got the wrong venue, until the Newlands entourage that arrived on-mass, with traveling support. James was still in his bed apparently and the other 3 arrived soon after whilst I’d gone of first against Vicky Bell from Carlisle, at No.4. Although I’d never played Vicky before, I did know what to expect as she has beaten many players better than me with her master class of tight volleying from her time on tour, and so it was tonight. She dispatched me in the first two and a half games, and I couldn’t get the ball tight enough to stop her. I had a slight resurgence in the 3rd game, but I think that was more to do with a few uncharacteristic mistakes from Vicky rather than anything I did. So, a disappointing 3-0 loss (although all of the lads in our other teams were delighted that I’d lost and said they looked forward to reading the match report!).
Next up was what we thought would be the crucial No.2 match up, but Chris (Murphy) was surprised to find himself up against Matt Bedwell in his first run out at No.2. Matt won the 1st game easily enough, but at the start of the second game Chris played a backhand-crosscourt-volley into the nic however, it was called down! I didn’t hear the subsequent discussion (I think a ‘let’ was played), but after this disagreement the match got a bit spicy, with both players thinking they’d got something to prove for the subsequent ‘justice points’! Chris was really inspired to step up his game and at 7-5 up was looking dangerous, unfortunately Matt’s movement was just too good tonight as he wrestled the game back with longer rallies and ultimately won this game and the next with that tactic. 3-0 to Matt.
Next on at No.3 was Harry (Anderson) against Mark Ford. To say this was a clash of styles would be an understatement! Harry was a blur of Mizukies & mistakes and Mark played his usual ‘right shot at the right time’ experienced game. Harry had flashes of brilliance, but Mark was good enough to cover many of those attacks and kill off the chances. In truth Mark was ahead at the crucial times in every game and won the tie 3-0
Next up was our best hope of some team points as James (Singh) took on Fraser McCann at No.1 and so it proved. James is as quick round the court as I am slow and he really piled the pressure onto Fraser, with some good lobbing quickly followed by shots short to the front, that gave Fraser a 50:50 chance of attacking or not quite getting to the ball (and either way it took a lot out of Fraser’s legs every time he did another court sprint). James said, “I love playing ‘old-man’s squash’ and I though I haven’t seen many old men playing like that! But maybe he meant old as in over 35! Eventually all this movement took its toll on Fraser and despite a good start in the 3rd game James was just too fit (I’m only one vowel away from being fit! 😊). A 3-0 win for ‘Two James Singhs’.
Last on at No.5 was Kiwi-Cammy playing his last match for the club as he’s moving to New Zealand tomorrow! (……now that’s commitment! He obviously isn’t married!). He was up against another Cumbrian in Damien Whelan and was hoping to sign off with a 100% win record this season. Unfortunately, Damien had other ideas! I said to the team I’d go for a quick shower and would be back for the 5th game, knowing Cammy! But when I returned, we were 0-2 down. Apparently, the 2nd game had been a tough one, so I thought maybe this would be the start of a Cammy-comeback. However, it wasn’t to be tonight, and Cammy was playing like he didn’t believe he could win this one, throwing in a couple of ‘crowd pleasing’ shots through his legs. So, a final 0-3 loss and the match was lost 3-15
C’est la vie! Sweet & sour for dinner (with chicken for some and Quorn for others) and it must have gone down well as I was only allowed a small ration of seconds, due to high demand. And ironically a match that left a sweet & sour taste in the mouth!
Au revoir Cammy and bonne chance……………. oh wait a minute he’s going to New Zealand! Well don’t forget to pack your jandals & togs and I hope you find a good squash club out there and also learn the rules of cricket! Bon Voyage!
Read more…Final RASTA Rankings of the Year – Congratulations Mark Ford for being the No.1 Player Over the 2022 RASTA Season
Photo Montage of RASTA Racketball at Edinburgh Sports Club on 5th November 2022 (Sponsored by Pebble Urns)
























Match Report 2nd November 2022 v Giffnock (away) – West Squash Division 1
Well you could feel that this wasn’t your ordinary West League match last night, as there was a tension in the air. Some of the team, who got a ‘Bosman’ to Whitecraigs LT&SC this summer, were playing their first squash match against their previous club and were eager to impress. Even the Giffnock squash convenor wished me ‘bad luck’ on the way in! 😊
Harry (Anderson) was one of the Bosman Boys, and he went on first against Neil Bennet (from Townend/Dalgety Bay/Poland!) at No.3. I didn’t see any of this as I was on at the same time against Stu Pitt at No.4 but chatting to Harry after he said that he won the first two games and was exhausted. Neil stormed back in the 3rd, and it was then that Harry realised how much he would have to dig! And dig he did as he took the match 3-1. Neil wanted to storm outside to cool down, but he only stormed out for about 5 seconds, as it was stoatin’ it doon ootside!
I had a strange encounter against the gangly giant that is Stu Pitt. He seems to have an ‘on/off switch’ in his head that can flick one way or the other at any moment! Game 1 it was on, and he won reasonably comfortably. Game 2 & 3 it was off, and he lost them both – with his racket going for flying lessons, into the away supporters’ end – Bruce had to take evasive action! However, Owen (Hadden) was down, between every game, trying to re-wire Big Stu, and he must have found the short circuit, as the 4th game was a very easy 11-2 to Stu………. and he was 5-1 up in the 5th. Hold on, were the lights flickering as I came back to 5-7? Well yes, but not enough to turn off and Stu brought the tie home 3-2
Step forward if you want to referee the No.2 match between Chris (Murphy) v Owen Hadden? Everyone takes one step backwards leaving me looking like the volunteer! It was immediately obvious that both players had a (grudging) respect for each other’s contrasting squash styles and both were very keen to impose their style on the match. Tonight it was Chris who won the battle 3-0, but that was far from the whole story. There were very tough moments in all 3 games that could have turned the tide at any time. However, Chris had the right game plan to keep his nose in front at the crucial times, and secure 3 points for the team.
The No.5s went on next for the epic match of the night, as ‘Kiwi’ Cammy (Colquhoun) put his 100% win record up against Niall Morris. I didn’t see the 1st game, but the score (12-10 to Cammy) looked like it was a bruising start. However, when I did start watching in the 2nd, Niall was well in control. Cammy was trying to finish the points too quickly and was making lots of mistakes to lose the 2nd. But if the 1st game was tough, the 3rd was an epic ‘hit & run’ for Cammy! And when it got to 5-3, Niall looked like he’d run out of puff, as Cammy took the next 7 points – and went on to go 2-1 up. So the message was, “same again please!”, but things are rarely that simple with a Cammy match! Niall played much better and again, too many mistakes from our lad……… and so to the 5th! Well this time it was Niall’s turn to make a few mistakes to give Cammy a 5-1 lead and then it was just a matter of if Cammy could hold on. Niall slowed things down very effectively and 9-2 became 10-6, but a fortunate ‘dead nic’ gave Cammy the momentum he needed to push over the winning line 3-2 (and secure the extra 3 match winning points).
At the same time that this was all going on, James (Singh) went on against Jamie ‘Hendo’ Henderson at No.1. The 1st game saw Jamie trying to win every rally in about 2 shots and at 4-2 he looked like he could do it, but James played really well to take the game 11-6. So Hendo had to change his game a bit and that’s exactly what he did; he still took on some ridiculous shots (and got most of them) but he also used a fantastic ‘hold’ to keep James guessing. It was another tough 2nd game, and with a few more points going James’ way at 8-10, he may have sneaked it, but Jamie won the 2nd 11-8. After that Hendo took control of the match and never let go. So a 3-1 win to Jamie.
A good hard 3-2 win for us and M.O.T.M. should probably go to Cammy for his 3-2 match winning performance (but it could equally have gone to either Flash Harry, Hendo, Chris or even Owen for re-wiring Stu just in time!). Then there was some lovely pizza & chips (and Erdinger) for dinner and good chat from all the Giffnock lads past and present. The team returned to the Whitecraigs Back Bar to join our other team members (Ollie & Hamish…….Dumb & Dumber!) and the match was dissected again by one and all! Gotta’ love a Wednesday squash night oot!






