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Match Report 26th October 2022 v Hamilton (home) – West Squash Division 1

Tough match last night for us against a very solid Hamilton team, at home, and we were missing our talisman at No.1 – ‘Two James Singhs’😊

So first on at No.5 was Ollie (Millen) v Norman Patterson. Now Norman had won the last encounter between the two and despite the fact that we’d hardly ever mentioned it again to Ollie every week since (especially Cammy!), Ollie was right up for this re-match. He caught Norman cold and won the first game reasonably easily, but then doubled down for the next two games to secure the win and not even give Norman a look-in. Ollie looked very pleased with himself for the rest of the night!

Next up at No.1 was Chris (Murphy) v Kenny Boyle – no one else would referee, so I stepped up, hoping that there wouldn’t be too much controversy…..and there wasn’t! A really good-spirited match of two halves. Chris moved the ball around beautifully in the first two games and Kenny dug in in the next two, getting the ball behind Chris and forcing him to go for a little too much. And so to the 5th! Well, this was a game too far for Chris and he looked a little white around the gills as he came off having been run out of it by Kenny 3-2.

I went on next at No.3 against Chris McGeady and although Chris played really well (and would undoubtedly have beaten me anyway) I just wasn’t on it tonight. Ollie tried to get me to rally more, and he was right! But there just wasn’t any spring in my bungy! 0-3 loss.

It was a similar story for Hamilton’s Chris McCutcheon, as he took on our No.4 ‘Cammy the Kiwi’ Colquhoun. This was a bit of a pumpin’ and Cammy was just too fast – and Chris admitted that it was, “Hopefully the ass-kicking that may get me to train harder and get fit”. 3-0 win for Cammy.

So with the match tied at 2-2 ‘Flash Harry’ (Anderson) took to the court to take on Callum Philips. I was asked, “Who should win this?” and after thinking about it for a few seconds said, “I honestly don’t have a clue!” Callum came out ‘all-guns-a-blazing’ and Harry had to race around the court to get close to the angles being hit; leading a member of the crowd to remark, “It looks like Harry’s not in control of his own legs!” 😊). So Callum won the first game and things were looking ominous! But we needn’t have worried because as soon as Chris had a ‘magic team-talk’ with Harry, everything changed. I’m not entirely sure if Chris was 100% focused with his thoughts about the match, as he had no idea that Harry had lost the first game!! None-the-less, it had the desired effect, because Harry went on to win the next three games and not only win this tie, but also collect the 3 bonus match points as well!

Well they say ‘Revenge is a dish best served cold’ and that may have been true for Ollie’s Norman conquest (!)  but the macaroni was piping hot and there was plenty of it. Even the sceptics went up for seconds and we left with macaroni-carb loading for the next fortnight!   

Match Report 5th October 2022 v Newlands 2 (home) – West Squash Division 1

Two James Singhs, There’s Only Two James Singhs – Two Ja………..

Well it’s great to be back in another West League season and despite the fact it was chucking it down outside, it’s always a good day for squash!

With the club now back to its Post-Covid maximum complement of 6 teams this season, the only downside is that with three teams at home, it does mean we only had one court to face Newlands 2.

First on was Ollie (Millen) at No.5 v Euan (Allison). Ollie has been doing a bit of pre-season training this year so he’s playing quite well, but Euan has obviously been doing the same and was very quick to everything.

It was difficult for Ollie to kill the ball on the warm court and Euan ran out a 3-0 winner (with his new ‘ultra-cut’ drop-shot on show!).

Next up, making his West Squash League debut for Whitecraigs was James (Singh) v Dave (Fallis). I though this will be a good (non-controversial) one to ref, so I took to the chair. After the first 5 rallies I had to make about 4 decisions and I’m not sure they were all right! After the initial skirmishes James wone 11-2, but I though I’d be much stricter in the 2nd game, and I put on my glasses and stood up to prove that there would be no mucking about this time! But there was no need as the game fell into a rhythm – James volleyed really well and although Dave moved very fast about the court, young James was just too quick and kept the pace too high for Dave. James went onto win the match 3-0 and the volleying just got better as the game went on. #greatdebut

Next on was another debutant for Whitecraigs, as Harry (Anderson) took on the James Singh from Newlands (and to make things more confusing our James Singh was marking!). This was a bit of a classic, with a clash of youth against experience, not to mention the difference in styles! The 1st game went by in a blur of boasts and tins, with James romping home, and he took the 2nd game as well, although this time it was much closer! Harry got his consistency and length going in the next two games and levelled things up 2-2…. And so to the 5th! There was a bit of a hiatus between games and this, I think, worked in James’s favour as he recovered his breath, consistency and concentration, and Harry was less prepared, going back onto court. And so it proved as James romped home to win 3-2.

Next, on at No.4 was Cammy (Colquhoun) v Mick (Cockburn). This was a tough one for Mick, as Cammy was doing his usual mental retrieving and Mick just couldn’t put him away. There were a few rallies where Mick did enough to win the rally about 5 times, but Cammy just kept digging and digging until he won. I felt a bit sorry for Mick as I knew how he feels! A good 3-0 win to ‘Run Forrest’ Cammey! (That’s  not a typo! 3-0 he didn’t let him get back to 2-2!)

So with the match at 2-2 I took to the court (and turned the heaters off) against David Morrison. I was a bit worried when Dave was hitting some cracking shots in the knock up, but when the game got underway he was also making a few errors. The initial parts of the match were very competitive, but I got a good run and won the 1st. The 2nd was much closer and could have gone either way…. and it did….to me again! My old friend Graeme Marshall reminded me of the old adage “Win in 3, don’t lose in 5!” and I certainly didn’t want to let this one slip. So helped by a few more errors by Dave, I was relieved to win the 3rd game and collect the 3 bonus points for the team score.

So a good 14-6 win for the new look Whitecraigs 1st team and we retired to the Back Bar for the new look catering, with Vicky serving up homemade lasagna & garlic bread (with some magic coleslaw). I was in no doubt how well it went down as everyone went up for seconds. It’s great to be back to Wednesday night squash – the highlight of the week!

They said it would never happen! 🙂